Overheard

Things currently being yelled from the other room:

"He bit me."

"I can't breathe, get off me!"

"MOM, help me!"

"Stop sitting on me"

"Your pits stink"

"Your breath stinks"

"You spilled on my bed!"

"I didn't spill!"

"Then what is it?!?!"

"DUDE!"

"MOOOOM!"

I'm debating intervening....