I AM THAT HERO!

I just want you all to know that I totally saved a pre-schooler's life today. He was almost clobbered by a renegade calf at the dairy farm. The reward I received for such a valiant effort? Cow poop on my leg. So gross.

This is the calf in question. He was relatively calm while J-man approached him but not long after a little girl squealed when the cow slobbered on her and it just made the cow go nuts.

Am I being a bit mellow dramatic? Definitely. Don't you know me by now?
I have to add some spice in my life!