Just a few things this mom of 4 boys got to utter in the last 48 hours.
"Lil' E, please take the drill OUT of the kitten's ear."
"Mom, do cats like water?" "no" "So can I give the cat a bath?" "no" "How 'bout dogs? Do dogs like water?" "no" "So no bath?" (did I mention the large spray bottle, puddle of water and soggy animal?)
"Please don't play with your man parts while being goalie. The entire crowd is watching."
"How did you get a black eye?"
"Who left their underwear in the kitchen?"
"I'm sorry, I'm just PRE-med. You should probably trust what your doctor told you."
"Um, guys, the cat can't get into the litter box if the opening is facing the wall."
"Well, I guess we should freeze it off one more time...." (concerning a wart, people.)
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