Ouch

Can you see the blue, green and yellow markings on my son's face? No, DCFS is not involved.
He fell ICE skating.
Flat on his face.
In March.

And his Mom is having a blast quoting the lines from "The Cutting Edge"....."I've been doing a little, uh, figure skating.....finger painting? FIGURE SKATING!"

Sorry, I'm weird. You'd think you would know that now.

Anyway....Noah is fine. Just a little embarrassed by his Mom's sense of humor.

Get used to it, Kid.