Overheard

Elijah: "Dussin! (Justin) Dussin! Wet me in! I have to pee too!"
Justin: "Okay, okay. Come in. Let's race."
Elijah: "I win!"
Justin: "No you didn't, you MISSED."

The conversation continues....

Justin: blowing his nose with toilet paper (apparently).
Elijah: "Dussin, that's TOYwet paper."
Justin: "I know, Lijah, I have boogers. Lots of boogers."
Elijah: "My nose bleeded and got all the boogers out."
Justin: "Cool."

All this and the sun wasn't even up yet this morning.